NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME:

"I won't get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my 
mailing lists, hear any music or see colors if 
I don't forward this.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a 50% percent discount even if I HAVE forwarded my e-mail to more than 50 people.

There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish
program in England collecting anything. He did 
when he was 7 yrs old. He is now cancer free and 
35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POSTCARDS, CALLING CARDS OR GET WELL CARDS!

The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flower, character, or program I will receive 
immediately after I forward this. People are just 
trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.

The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a
certain individual dying of some never heard of before disease for every email address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate!

And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things on to my friends for fear they will
think I am not their friend...or by telling me I have
no conscious or don't believe in Jesus Christ.
If God wants to send me a message, I believe the 
bushes in my yard will burn before he picks up a 
PC to pass it along...but even if it does come by 
e-mail, HE will send me one at which point I'm 
SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if he does, 
I'm sure he will care enough to delete all those 
annoying forwarded '<<<<<<<<' in it!"

Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've
memorized it and then send it along to at least 5 of
your friends before the next full moon or you will be
eaten by a werewolf!

 

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