NOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME:
"I won't get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my
mailing lists, hear any music or see colors if
I don't forward this.
Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a 50% percent discount even if I HAVE forwarded my
e-mail to more than 50 people.
There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish
program in England collecting anything. He did
when he was 7 yrs old. He is now cancer free and
35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POSTCARDS, CALLING CARDS OR GET WELL CARDS!
The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if
passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail.
There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flower, character, or program I will receive
immediately after I forward this. People are just
trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool.
The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a
certain individual dying of some never heard of before disease for every email address I send this to. The
American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate!
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things on to my friends for fear they will
think I am not their friend...or by telling me I have
no conscious or don't believe in Jesus Christ.
If God wants to send me a message, I believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before he picks up a
PC to pass it along...but even if it does come by
e-mail, HE will send me one at which point I'm
SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if he does,
I'm sure he will care enough to delete all those
annoying forwarded '<<<<<<<<' in it!"
Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've
memorized it and then send it along to at least 5 of
your friends before the next full moon or you will be
eaten by a werewolf!